We all deserve a little HazardPay!

Hey there, hero-in-plain-clothes. Whether you’re running into burning buildings, chasing down bad guys, or just trying to keep someone alive while everyone else is losing their minds, you deserve to be recognized and honestly, you deserve way better than the standard-issue “thanks for your service” coffee mug. So go ahead, treat yourself to some HazardPay gear that actually says what we’re all thinking: First responders don’t just save the day… they make the rest of us look like we’re barely adulting.

You’ve earned the right to flex a little!

Who We Are

We’re not your average apparel brand, we’re the unfiltered, slightly unhinged crew of actual frontline emergency services folks who’ve seen too much, said too much, and occasionally screamed enough to make the radio blush. By day (or night, or 36-hour stretch), we’re running calls, cracking dark jokes, and making the NFG go running out of the engine bay in fear. By night, we design gear that lets our inside voices out so the rest of the world can hear them too. No corporate fluff, no HR-approved platitudes, just real first responders with a shared love for unhealthy coping mechanisms, questionable humor, and apparel that finally says what we’ve all been thinking at 3 a.m. on scene. We don’t wish harm on anyone (except maybe the guy who parks in the ambulance bay), but yeah… sometimes ten seconds of full-volume venting is the only therapy that works. Welcome to the family. Grab a shirt and join the chaos.

Our Mission

We’re a ragtag bunch of actual first responders who got tired of wearing the same boring logo tees that say nothing real. So we started making our own bold, loud, unapologetically raw designs and hand-drawn art born straight from the truck, the rig, the station, and the kind of gallows humor only people who’ve knelt in someone else’s bodily fluids can understand.

Our mission is simple create gear that lets every blue shirt, truckie, engine crew, paramagician, dispatcher, and whackers across every branch wear their pride. We celebrate the whole messy, heroic family of emergency services, no gatekeeping, no politics, just straight-up respect for the people who show up when everyone else runs the other way. One warning: suits, bugles, and weekend warriors: if you’re not spinning the pinwheel, or pushing the Q we kindly ask you to leave our stuff on the rack. This gear isn’t cosplay it’s earned. If you aren’t showing up to work in the shit, we don’t want you wearing our stuff.

If it makes you smirk and nod to your kin on scene, we’ve done our job. Because you don’t just deserve recognition; you deserve HazardPay and to look damn good.

We can get you the HazardPay… you are on your own for the looks.